Half the people I know say I have a big butt, and the other half say I don’t. Either way, it’s gotta be somewhat un proportional because I just heard the seams of the top of my dress stretching as I tried so hard to get it over my butt.. 😑

Never have I been a blue calm sea,
 I have always been a storm.
Storms — Fleetwood Mac (via faroofash)

Colorado Appreciation Post

“We are now in the mountains and they are in us, kindling enthusiasm, making every nerve quiver, filling every pore and cell of us.” 
― John Muir

absolutelyfray I want to go back 😭

(Source: photoatlas)

clocked-in-punched-out:

No sleep till I have no idea.

'Til Brooklyn

We can hear my parents talking from down the hall, and all we heard was my stepmom ask if my dad was embarrassed to respond to anything she posts on Facebook, and all he said was, “Yeah,” and maybe you had to be here, but it was so funny.


pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(Source: pilotstwentyone)

You wrecked me and
I apologized.

Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)

Jasmine’s new board shorts came with a bottle opener and a comb(?) and when you take that off, it turns into an Allen wrench. Why don’t girl clothes come with any cool stuff like this??

I’m a hopeless romantic in a world where romance is dead and love is taken for granted.
Mr. Brightside (via theapatheia)